Ashneel

A Fijian Indian boy who carved and tested himself growing up in the tough streets of South Auckland.
Can be heard often saying "You wouldn't do that to a brown man" or "You white devil kunt!"
Loves the NRL but can't eat hot chill for shit

I ate a hot chilli and it did not go so well. Ah man you Ashneel'd it!

by mcquamic May 15, 2019

Sexy assed nun

A catholic nun who has taken a vow of chastiy, yet exudes sexuality. Wears yoga pants and jocky underwear, says "fuck" and flips the bird. People rush to be in her company and are enchanted by her smile. She is an angel and a bitch all rolled into one.

That is one sexy assed nun playing the piano. She is so hot the keys might melt.

by LamR2 February 7, 2017

assneck

the area between the cock-and-balls/pussy and the asshole

see also taint

i once saw a chick with her assneck pierced

by mofoya May 19, 2003

Asnee

Big shaq the one and only's only hit

Okay, aight, boom
Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee
Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna

by vincenzino10 April 21, 2018

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011