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aggravated assault

Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.
If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.
"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."
by W2 June 19, 2008
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assault

What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.
Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death
by Rosco April 23, 2004
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assault rifle

An assault rifle is the weapon of choice for newbs. They tend to spray wildly with it instead of starting with a BR which requires skill and aim.
Wow! stupid newbs and their assault rifles
by Mr. Sin December 20, 2008
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assata

One who eats really slow. Can be used in place of ashante.
Ashante, you eat like assata, it's taking forever!
by Jamba Juice 3000 May 8, 2008
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Textual Assault

The act of phishing for a mark by sending out evocative or suggestive text messages randomly, hoping to provoke interest, eventually lulling the mark into a false sense of security, at which point he or she may be taken advantage of.
He got a random text message from an unknown woman who swore she met him at a bar last month. He agreed to meet her for another drink, but when he walked her to her car, her boyfriend came out of nowhere and jacked him for his wallet. It was classic textual assault.
by Asi9 August 16, 2010
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assault on (your) biological system

anything that attacks your ability to engage in biological activity, including interference by technological innovations
1. The EKG was an assault on my biological system. I feel as disabled as if I had had a heart attack.

2. The huge wheel rolled down the hill and ran over the plowhand who was tilling the soil with a hoe. If you were the plowhand that would be an assault on (your) biological system.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
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