assasasin

Someone that goes around checking out asses and then pointing out the ones that need assassination, usually by rim job or by penis. Usually male looking at female butt also could be male looking at male.

Why does Pat drool at the same time he see your ass? Oh he's just training to be an assasasin!

by Rump raider July 9, 2022

wrist assist

When you're banging your woman from behind and you just cant give it to her hard enough, you place your right hand (or left hand for left handed people) on the rear of the respective hip and aid your motion with the power of your forearm.

Hey bob, last night my girl was on it like never before, I even had to break out the wrist assist!

by DictionaryDave April 26, 2009

Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009

status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.

Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"

by bee-ri November 17, 2009

Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

thread assassin

A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.

Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!

by Threadkilla January 25, 2015

Friendly assassin

A npc from the game rune factory 4, who helps the protagonist of the game in multiple ways and even gives them a legendary dagger.

"Friendly assassin was my favorite npc from rune factory 4!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016