pound sand in your ass

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.

guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.

guy 2- so what did you do?

guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.

guy 2- hmmm.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

by Solidome October 11, 2016

show me your ass

this phrase is meant as another way of saying you have a piss kink

god show me your ass

by GARBAGEMAN12 April 15, 2021

Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.

You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.

by K4W5 March 15, 2010

Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.

Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.

by YuNakajima May 3, 2018

holding your ass tight

The person who wants to hide their ethnicity to achieve or get somewhere where ethnic varieties are seldom found and this person would typically step on or over somebody like him to get social status desired Like ice cube explains in Oreo cookie

Look bro you ain't white quit holding your ass tight.

by avgaginggal May 7, 2016