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Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013
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Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.
Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.
by ferrdog August 6, 2009
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Anal addict

A person (usually a male) that is addicted to asses. More specifically anal sex, gapes, and puckering assholes.

More and more young males across the globe are experiencing this addiction most likely due to the high availability of hardcore anal pornography on the internet.

The leaders in the pornography industries have found that there is a very high demand for gaping asses and have been catering to this extreme fetish for several years now.
Adam - "Rob, stop watching hardcore anal porn, you're desentizing yourself you anal addict"

Rob - "I can't help it man, besides, deep inside you, no pun intended, there's a hardcore anal addict too and you know it."
by LordGryn December 9, 2008
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Anal Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK
by Term Deposit September 1, 2019
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Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass
Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps
by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021
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anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014
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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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