When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.
by Sir Pedro May 10, 2017
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 16, 2020
the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 10, 2010
Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.
Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019
by Onion Packer April 18, 2011
A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.
by ratchetthot March 17, 2016
An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).
1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’
James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’
2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’
James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’
2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’
by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 03, 2019