Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.
If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.
by Daily Description Boi February 11, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
by Paulnicci April 21, 2022
Get the Alexmug. A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'
Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023
Get the Alexmug. A very deceptive person, but with a soft side, he always seems confident but gets very insecure when it comes to dating.
by Don't touch me without armor November 18, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a guy who is nice. He will do anything for some booty. He loves booty. An Alex only dates ugly people even tho he can get hot girls. He has a side hoe that he fucks when his main hoe is busy. The side hoe is usually male. Alex is a nice guy that will listen to you and care for you. He can keep a secret and is very loyal.
by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
Get the Alexmug.