Named after a light-emitting diode (LED). This baby's name is given by parents, who after witnessing the birth of their child, had considerable lower aspirations for him compared to the time he was conceived. The realisation that his ability to "shine" will be short lived and need replacing within 5 years is the inspiration behind this gem. Aled likes to dress in feminine clothing and collect paperclips when visiting old people's homes. He is a believer of believing but will categorically not believe anything he believes. He's a very special lady.
Doctor: What will you name your beautiful girl? I mean son! *giggles*
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!
Parent 1: Geez... uhh... Pff... Spanner?... Flannel?... Dip...
Doctor: Can I stop you there, sorry. It might be worth thinking about his.. best feature *bursts out laughing*
Both parents: ALED!
by Serenely Glad March 28, 2019
Get the Aled mug.A term coined by Radical Extremist Christians/Republicas/Conservative/Right-Wingers in an attempt to scare the voters into denying homosexual rights.
Honestly, there is no gay agenda.
Honestly, there is no gay agenda.
Alright, you want a gay agenda, here's one:
9AM Wake up
10AM have gay sex
12AM Do peoples hair
3PM hang outside the schoolyard for some molesty funs!
4PM Design clothes
5PM turn a child gay
7PM watch Bravo
10PM more gay sex
9AM Wake up
10AM have gay sex
12AM Do peoples hair
3PM hang outside the schoolyard for some molesty funs!
4PM Design clothes
5PM turn a child gay
7PM watch Bravo
10PM more gay sex
by yeah, right... March 6, 2010
Get the gay agenda mug.by tamedlion64 March 23, 2022
Get the agender mug.SMART PERSON: THE WOKE AGENDA IS RUINING ARE GOVERMENT :JEWISH NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR5 A FACIST BIGOT HOMOPHOBE WATERMELONPHOBE TRANSPHPOBE RACIST
by PROTECTEROFREEDOM June 23, 2022
Get the WOKE AGENDA mug.Nigga 1: Did you see that fucking pedo over there?
Nigga2: Yeaah dude, that's Alen. A total pedo but he is still cool tho
Nigga2: Yeaah dude, that's Alen. A total pedo but he is still cool tho
by some dank bitch June 16, 2018
Get the Alen mug.
