Alberto

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

albert mathew

still indian and still has a big nose

oi oi albert mathew still has a massive nose (cock)

by josh downes April 4, 2022

albert mathew

believe it or not he still has a big nose and is actually still indian

albert mathew + nose = huge

by josh downes April 4, 2022

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Albert Camus

Albert Camus, the father of the absurdism or the "ultimate daddy"

"omg u r reading The stranger?"
"yes, I love Albert Camus"
"We all do"

by bellobelisimo October 14, 2022

Albertified

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023