Alberting

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

by Valoo February 24, 2015

albert pujols

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

Hip Albatross

A song about Zombies, by the Gorillaz. It is sung by 2D and includes pieces from "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead."

Hip Albatross lyrics: "I was born a zombie by Mercury By the sea.

by A Skull April 30, 2006

Albert

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013

Albatros

causing great wonder, amazement, or joy.

I can't believe he just did such an albatros move!

by sxdpxs August 24, 2010

Marv Albert

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!

I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!

by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010

Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*

by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012