al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Al Bateen Academy

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.

BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro

by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

Al Quaida

used as a noun, a community of people, mostly Muslims, with funny beards and kkk-like clothes. Literal meaning: "The Base". Al Quaida was founded in Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden is their CEO. The main aim of Al Quaida is the muslimic world domination. To reach this, every infidel has to be killed or converted to the "right religion". The hate, anger and frustration of Al Quaida-members (especially Afghanistan-members) is the result of the suppression of woman, which lasted for decades and is still lasting...e.g.: They put their women in the "Burka", to hide their skin from the eyes of other men or something..To compensate their very negative emotions and feelings, the founders of Al Quaida figured out, that the raping of animals (e.g.: donkeys (Osama´s favourite), camels, chickens and horses) and the killing of infidels (in that order) are a fucking good way of anger-managment. Nowadays it is common knowlegde that the afghan Al Quaida members are the worlds most acknowledged experts in professional animal raping and terrorism.

World´s annual fair of animal raping featuring special guests: Al Quaida

by Osam-A-rama April 28, 2006

Al Jazera

Misspelling of Al Jazeera, the major arabic news broadcaster.

More arabs get their news from Al Jazeera than any other source.

by Linton November 6, 2003

al capone

A mobster and the real man who ran Chicago in the 1920s. Perhaps the best known gangster in American history. He was guilty of prostitution, illegal gambling, racketeering and ultimately, tax evasion, which led to his incarceration in Alcatraz. He died in prison of syphilis.

If Al Capone would have stuck it out a little longer, he would made a good politician.

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

Al chile

Spanish-originated word meaning word or hell yeah!!
Can also be used in the form of damn strait and damn right.

Al chile example:

Frat kid 1: "Dude, that party was dope."
Frat kid 2: "Al chile."
Frat kid 3: "Dude, lets get wasted!!"
Frat kid 4: "Al Chilaayyyy!!"

by That Kappa Sig guy May 10, 2013

al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 1, 2011