Ass Act 

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

Ass Act by Phill Latio January 13, 2008

dog act 

sleeping with a mate's girlfriend,
not returning a favour,
not returning a shout at the pub,
drinking the last half pot of beer out of a jug you didn't buy,
cheating - especially when when what you're doing is not competitive

tony: "that prick john always disappears when it's his turn to shout!"

sam: "yeh, what a f*ing dog-act!"

dog act by trunkman27 July 18, 2005

boat act 

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

boat act by RnFDoctorZ February 11, 2009

Final Act of Desperation 

The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..

*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation

Final Act of Desperation by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011

Monkey Act 

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.

Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.

Monkey Act by AoY2006 October 23, 2009

Random Act of Foodness 

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

Random Act of Foodness by xler8r July 21, 2011

Hiveswap act 2

WHAT THE FUCK TIS ACTUALY OUT

ITS ACTUALL Y OUT WHAHHA WAHHH WHHAHHH TODAY IS THE RELEASE DATE AS IM TYPING THIS ITS STILL NOT OUT RN IM REFRESHING THE STEAM PAGE EVERY 8 SECONDS

HIVESWAP ACT 2 IS TODAY I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT

Hiveswap act 2 by Kuprum_maxlol69 November 25, 2020