ASSAFIST

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

by Stein January 8, 2004

assblaster

if one was to catch sight of a gun loaded up someones butt, that gun would be an assblaster

example? example? I dont need no stinkin example

by funky mc munk munk February 17, 2004

assbag

1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.

"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."

by thereason21 January 8, 2005

assblasting bitchaloid

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.

Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!

by maxwhite July 27, 2017

assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

by timmy taint January 13, 2008