Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?

Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

AssAssin

A person with two asses.

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

Assassin

Two asses in each other

YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN

by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020

Assassin Battery

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.

Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.

by BorthersXV March 12, 2022

assassination

People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.

The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023