Asian Prince

An asian man who is incredibly wealthy and attractive. Also looking for his princess. He wears 'real' tiger fur clothing and is a popular Asian singer.

The Asian Prince had a beautiful mullet and flew a private jet.

by julieplogic November 25, 2006

asian freak

A non-Asian, commonly male, who studies an Asian language and/or culture to chase after Asian women or men regardless of their personality traits, common interests, and/or age. Male Asian freaks think Asian women are easy, which boosts their confidence, and try to take advantage of them. They appear to have a genuine interest and kindness towards their Asian target and target's culture and forget their victim once they get what they want, usually sex.

This word is passed from actual exchange students who were warned of this type of persons before arriving to their exchange program destination.

That Asian freak just tried to hit on that exchange student by talking to her in Japanese!

Asian exchange students, beware of Asian freaks!

by lewdev November 15, 2007

Asian Fail

When an asian doesn't get an A on an assignment/test/class.

Asian kid #1: Ah crap, I failed.
Asian Kid #2: Fail or Asian fail?
Asian kid #1: B+, Asian fail.

by Gaz3rock May 26, 2009

asian points

any extra points or credit given to a student just because they happen to be asian

Asian kid: Uggh I only got a 99 on my test.

Non-asain kid: What!? I got the exact same answers as you and I got an 87!

Asian kid: Yeah the teacher gave me some asian points.

by apc2150 August 29, 2009

Asian Super Power Shield

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.

Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.

by G to the ilbo August 5, 2010

Asian tipsy

When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.

Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!

*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*

Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!

Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!

by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011

asian headache

when you have a headache from studying too much

I was up studying all night and now I have a killer asian headache.

by tommy naganuma September 12, 2011