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albany

1. Capital city of New York. Bares little resemblance to New York City. Thus the given terminology, "Upstate New York".

2. Town in the SF Bay Area, California, directly North of Berkeley. Highest population of young wannabe gangstas, wannabe-hippies and middle-aged yuppies than any other town in the U.S.

3. Territories in Medieval Scotland where the above cities got their name.
PERSON 1: Where would you rather live, Albany NY or Albany CA?

PERSON 2: Hmm, hard choice.

PERSON 1: Pick one.

PERSON 2: Albany, *Georgia*, any day of the week.
by FredSaidRight February 25, 2007
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crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time
damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian
by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007
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albatross flight

When your mates are driving a car and you're on the roof screwing a girl whilst flapping your arms like an albatross.
Dave's got the best car for an albatross flight.
by Supersmoothrockstarplatypus January 23, 2009
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Albany Puffer

"Say there, Handley, would you like a toke from this Albany Puffer?" Said Kingsley.
"I'm your Huckleberry" replied Handley.
by Doc Halliday February 28, 2013
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Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!
by The man with no shame November 26, 2015
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Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.
"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"
by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017
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Albanians

The only people you will find, so proud of their country.
They look up to celebrities like rita ora and dua lipa etc...
They cannot help but have the albanian flag somewhere hiding.
Or in some cases, tattooed on them, on their car or as a home screen wallpaper, brightly exposed to other civilised human beings.
To easily spot an albanian you will notice them unable to end a phone call without saying bye about ten thousand times.🇦🇱🇦🇱
Oh look at those albanians.
Meaning look at these big headed creatures proud of a country so small but so beautiful in nature.
Shqiptar forever🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
by Notsochavygirl November 14, 2017
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