Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.

I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Alabama Love Gun

Two in the pank, one in the stank and thumb on the joystick.

She just loves it when I use the ALABAMA LOVE GUN on her!!!!

by llcllollmllellollnll May 14, 2006

Alabama Rainshower

The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.

Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?

by bamma boy October 14, 2010

Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.

After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.

by elspartaco February 22, 2011

Alabandwagoner

n- Any person who claims they are a die hard Alabama fan, though the reality is they are only Alabama fans because Bama is currently doing great.
Several of the current generation Alabandwagoners are former Auburn fans who turned their back when Auburn started losing. In the future when Alabama's winning streak ends and they start sucking, most of Alabama's 'fans' will flock to the new best SEC team.

Alabandwagoner- "Roll Tide! Bama just won the BCS bowl against Notre Dame! Crimson tide baby! "

A loyal fan- "Shut the hell up you Alabandwagoner. But thanks for donating all of your Auburn shirts from 2010 to Goodwill. Are you going to do the same with all of your Bama shirts when they start losing?"

Alabandwagoner - "Probably. Err I mean Roll Tide!"

by JohnThomasTheSwagginWaggon1234 September 15, 2013

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013