Afghanistan

the unobtainium of countries

john did an Afghanistan and tried to get tom's girlfriend

by i don't like usernames March 21, 2017

afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person

My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles

by repomonster April 4, 2017

Afghan road rash

When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel

In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash

by Nigg3rsarntpeople February 20, 2017

Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

afgani sandbox

When you have stubble on your face, go down on your girl’s box rough and ready.

Yo man, forgot to shave for 3 days, but totally gave her an Afgani Sandbox.

by Aka hey yo girl December 2, 2017

Afgackistan

The meth ghetto.

Hey bro have you been to Afgackistan to buy your ice lately? Man the hood they call Afgackistan is such a ghetto.

by HEVIL & CINDERZ August 8, 2019

afguin

Somebody so autistic, that they don't act autistic because it cancels out.

Paddy: I don't get your problem with Arthur, he's pretty sound.
Ethan: no, hes a fucking afguin.

by ArtsTheAfguin December 17, 2019