Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

reed

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda

is that reed im going to call hem reeda

by drrtrrrrrr February 06, 2020

Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it

no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"

by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018

Reed

someone who loves cheeseburgers almost as much as he loves getting pounded in his juicy hole

"Yea my buddy Reed is always down for a cheeseburger, and gay sex!"

by Boylover317 October 04, 2024

Reed

The most amazing, creative person one human could ever meet. They are kind, caring and most importantly loyal. One who has the pleasure of knowing a Reed will surely fall madly in love with them, that be platonically or romantically. Those lucky few who are able to grow close to a Reed and form a relationship will forever feel the warmth and comfort of them

“That Reed has to be one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met” “You can say that again buddy”

by teethwad February 03, 2022

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 08, 2022

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 03, 2023