Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023

Net Setter

Internet trend setter, someone that redefines culture through internet influence.

That dude St1. Is a real Net Setter, he changed the whole culture of the county. His drip is built different. Next level player fr.

by ST1LLWALKING February 19, 2023

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

dick net

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.

Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!

by Spirited1 August 7, 2010

Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010