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Flat top monkey eyebrows 

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
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Skibidi top

when she gives you that gnarly top on the toilet
Shawty gave me skibidi top and I blew.
Skibidi top by Christopherdix February 26, 2024
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we top hats, we the mastas 

“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.
Kid: Who are you?
Rich furry: we top hats, we the mastas

gummy top 

a blow job from someone who doesn’t have teeth.
I don’t wanna do that to yall-
you don’t need to read gummy top in a sentence
gummy top by calypso March 15, 2024
The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
lazy top by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man
Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top
Teacup top by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

Unorthodox top 

Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status
I'm not a bottom, I'm unorthodox top!