Parkjob 

When you get road-head so good that you climax and accidentally yank the parking brake while driving.

You know road-head is good when it turns to a parkjob.

Parkjob by A_Pacifist April 11, 2017

Parkman 

The most superior white boy and is much better than his twin. Very cool 😎

Johnny you are the Parkman of our school.

Parkman by Parenan October 4, 2019

Parking Your Pearls 

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Rock Star parking 

Parking up close to the venue being visited.

I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.

Rock Star parking by M Silvey August 3, 2005

parkseidon 

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..

-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late

parkseidon by hakan ustis September 7, 2007

Doris Day Parking 

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.

I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.

Doris Day Parking by DD Parking February 11, 2008

Parker Lewis Can't Lose! 

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.

"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."

Parker Lewis Can't Lose! by Turboplf October 23, 2008