Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut is where you take a giant shit with peanuts in it, has a unbreathable odor, and floats.

Lori D. had a 3:00pm meeting with Mr. Peanut in stall #3.

by icantbreathe August 4, 2008

Mr. ED

Mr. ED = "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" = a guy who can't get it up.

Brother & Sister having lunch at college:

BROTHER: So, sis, I see you went out with Dick Senormous last night. I have gym with that dude, and his pecker head hangs down below the bottom of his towel. So, did you get any action?

SISTER: He tried, but, he's Mr. ED bro'; his pecker head hung DOWN to his knees all night long. I think he needs a penis reduction. I don't think there's enough blood in his body to get that thing up!

by Adam DeFeather August 17, 2006

mrs. thug

a classy woman/lady/girl who's a thug. meaning that she keeps her pimp hand strong and gets that doe $$.

OMG that girl from myspace is such a mrs. thug with her scene hair and her brass knuckles neclace.

by ashley horror July 9, 2007

Mr. Morris

A Fat fucking pig who puts kids though hell for no damn reason.

"Fuck Mr. Morris" said Landyn

by FortniteBot534 October 29, 2019

Mr. Right

Someone who give poor advice and wrong answers while "knowing" they are right and your wrong. When in fact they have no clue or collective knowledge about the "facts" they are discussing.

Poor Memory Guy - "Dude, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series in 1994 man. I remember cause I was in like the 7th grade bro."

Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."

Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)

25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)

by ghettochamp March 22, 2008

Mr. Sunshine

A rather untimely erection, usually unprovoked during the midday, usually as a result of jet lag.

"Oh, crap, Mr. Sunshine is coming up!"

by Lakob February 20, 2009

mr x

mister X is a person that you talk about with friends in code, usually a dealer of things that are code-worthy. See Mr. Nice Guy.

Are you going to mr x's? To get that stuff? Cool.

by mogrove42 July 22, 2006