Horsefield 

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.

Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...

Horsefield by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010

horseheaded 

Something that works, but was designed in such a clumsy and complicated manner, that you spend a frustratingly long time attempting to figure out how to use it. Often encountered in "specialty applications" (like music, financial, or statistical software) where the designer was more concerned with maximizing features and satisfying the "experts", than on making a simple user interface.

Imagine typing in an unfamiliar editor. All you want to do is change the size of the font. You discover that you must save your current document in a new font size (that you can only specify under "Appearance Options" on a subtab in the menu bar) and then re-open it. You could not figure this out on your own ... and either bugged someone more familiar to explain it, or had to chase down the explanation on Google. Ugh, how horseheaded!!

horseheaded by Common Thread January 1, 2011

Horsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to mammals in the Equidae family, most commonly the Equus ferus caballus, or better known as the domestic horse.

Anne Marie is horsexual

Horsexual by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

horsey porn 🐴 

i had horsey porn yesterday 🐴

horsey porn 🐴

horsey porn 🐴 by the garry May 24, 2020

horser

when someone says you got that horser on you? it means wanna fuck

hey girl you got that horser on you?

horser by you got that horser on you? January 20, 2021

Horser

A slang word often used by homeless men when you're trying to buy a pack of gummy bears at the gas station.

"Hey buddy, you keep that horser on you."

Horser by [INSERT-NAME] March 16, 2021

Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.

"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."

Long Horses Mare by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009