wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
by your brain-boner January 27, 2012
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Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023
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Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 19, 2021
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
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