A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Zeelork Beebalax

A phrase with no search results on google.

Google can help you find anything... except Zeelork Beebalax.

by Ma1butters November 8, 2022

Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25

Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!

by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022

Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.

He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.

by Brockolly November 30, 2022

ROAST BEEF

The roast beef is where you eat your girl out with gravy on her pussy.

"Time to dig into some roast beef"

by Five Hats December 8, 2022