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American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
I like American football
Idk what to put
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
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American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls
Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.
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Italian American

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.
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That does not make American sense.

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.
You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.
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spaghetti American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again
by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024
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What's-App American

An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.

Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.

Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?

Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
by ValiantBert July 3, 2024
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elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish
he got that sadness in his eyes u only see in elf bar american gothic gay porn
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