coots in suits 

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

coots in suits by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Queen fart suited 

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

Queen fart suited by Djense April 27, 2010

One fourth suicidal 

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.

Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!

One fourth suicidal by OneFourth June 11, 2010

monkey in a bananna suit 

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

monkey in a bananna suit by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010

Murder Murder Suicide 

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

Murder Murder Suicide by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012

Peanut Butter Suit 

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform

Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..

Peanut Butter Suit by Goldwinger July 6, 2012

built like a suitcase 

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.

"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"

built like a suitcase by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014