Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!

“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”

by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025

separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025

poo

pooo

i pooed a lot

by ahjsdfagsdhfagsdghja April 17, 2022

poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.

Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew

by Tr1xbOof August 15, 2016

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019

Poo Water

Referring to a gross, difficult, or bad situation.
Also the equivalent of saying “aww crap“

Brian, grandma just fell and broke her hip.

Awww gross, poo water.

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019