crack nuts

ejaculate

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Whistle nuts

What you call someone when you don't know there name.

Take that green pea down there and go sell them bouges a car
Who?

You know, whistle nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 30, 2016

Nut sock

A nut sock a sock that loners use as a pussy.

-Hey wanna shove carrots up my dogs anus William?
-no I can’t my mom found me eating my fucking nut sock :(

by Sorryiusedmyrealname:( April 6, 2020

Sumunda Nuts

The smell from under a males scrotum, or balls.

guy: "You Smell Like Sumunda Nuts."
girl: "Whats that?"
guy: "You smell like something under my nuts"

by chunky_monkey April 10, 2009

nut huggers

pants worn by males that are particularly tighter than a females...im talkin bout tighter than ya girls jeans. they actually suffocate the gentilia to the point that the penis is overly exposed to be too big or tooo small...

what the F$#* is this nigga wearing?

Nut huggers man nut huggers

by BRIII December 21, 2006

Bust a Nut

1) To be overcome with extreme anger and rage to the point where you bust another man's nuts with a baseball bat.
2) Ejaculate

I've been waiting 1,177 years to play the Xbox One! And if I don't get to play real soon, I'm gonna bust a nut!!!!

by DarthKieduss December 24, 2013

Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.

Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"

by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010