LOWELL BEDSHEET

WHEN A GROUP OF ANGRY MASSACHUSETTS MEN JIZZ ON A TOWELL AND THEN PUT IT UP AGAINST A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND SEE WHO GETS HER PREGNANT

PETER, JAMES, PETER (A DIFFERENT PETER) & JEFFREY DECIDED TO GIVE RHONDA A LOWELL BEDSHEET TO SEE IF SHE GETS PREGGO.

by I89Man June 17, 2023

Lowcick

Stoners version of a cowlick.

Slimy tongue licks your face making you like youve had a lot of weed

Lowcick

by justblazed420 June 24, 2023

lower 48

Nickname for a topographical map wif a certain number of irregular-shaped sections dat you can literally color all different separate hues by using each and every one of da wax sticks from Crayola's famous tall-cube-shaped box.

Including a good-sized "lower 48" page together wif a next-to-da-largest common set of crayons is an excellent way to let da young recipient of said lovely gift easily and sensibly try out all of da assorted colors in da box right away, since he/she will merely need to fill in one section apiece wif each of da markers, effortlessly ensuring da resulting "patchwork quilt" effect will be pleasing on da eyes for anyone who views said child's artwork afterwards. Extra points if you thought to pre-mark each map-sector wif an appropriate color-directive, so dat da budding artist will know how to fill them in wif appropriately-alternating light/dark/pale/bright hues to create maximum contrasts and even colors-distribution among da various sections.

by QuacksO July 7, 2023

lowjack

How you'll want to raise a "hot" car's wheels for towing purposes, if it is fitted wif a GPS-tracking device --- da more you move said pilfered conveyance, da more likely it is dat da alarm will be set off.

Actually, of course, employing da "lowjack" technique will not likely alter how effective "LoJack" will be at locating and returning said stolen wheels --- da system works merely on da distance of movement of da plundered property from its home base, not on how high off da ground it is raised.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Lowpoint

A person who's at the lowest point of their life

Lowpoints just need a hug.

by ballsack doodoofart July 19, 2023

Lower Oxford

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."

by DesignedDino July 28, 2023

lowst

Lowst where you find your self lost apparently but know where you are at the same time (lost and not lost)

A friend would say your lowst and but you as a person knows exactly where you are

by Glifefacts August 22, 2023