Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025

Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.

"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."

by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.

I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.

by skinnypusher April 25, 2025

Tripoli Handoff

When you create a new job to do a job you don't want to do yourself.

The Navy of the United States of America created the Marine Corps to fight on the Barbary Coast so that existing seamen would not have to fight, thus performing the USA's first Tripoli Handoff.

by Discostriker April 29, 2025

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025