Facebook

Instagram for old people

Your seriously using Facebook that's like so 10 years ago

by voquel May 3, 2016

Facebook

Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.

"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"

by MickyC545 March 18, 2017

Facebook Live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.

Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.

by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

Facebook

Minion meme hell.

Facebook is shit.

by Pepe The Boi May 15, 2018

facebook group kathy

Does everything a Karen would do at a store or restaurant with wanting to speak to a manager about the upmost ridiculous shit.

Oh great, Facebook Group Kathy is probably going to report our comments to the group administrators to get me kicked out.

by Butch Prophesies May 4, 2020

post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.

Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.

by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010