by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020
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Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
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When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.
by hawk8008 December 9, 2020
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by Water Gooose December 26, 2020
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