pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015

cup of pants

Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.

Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

When a man has a woman that is just in his life for head. A warm up pants attitude is just breaking off those snap shut basketball pants and pointing to your cock

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

yo, my wupa lives upstairs, stay in the car and make sure i don't get a ticket and no, you cant play the radio

by Eddie to the O April 1, 2010

pink pants

pink pants are typically worn by a specific irish man, who has a guitar named blue steel. however they haven’t been seen since October 2019.

where are the pink pants?

by ryanmeaney April 7, 2020