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New Facebook 

Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.
The New Facebook is just a Myspace bitch!
New Facebook by Annon12345321 November 2, 2008

basic facebook slut 

Any simple whore on Facebook Who throws themselves at men. Obviously trashy and unrefined, she typically preys on men in relationships and pursues them vehemently. She attempts to sway them with nudes and sexual talk. She will also lie about her current relationship status because that's what they do. .

Unsophisticated.

Thirsty
Transparent motives
Mandi is a basic Facebook slut. That's the only way she can get attention.

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.
"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*
awkward facebook silence by TheBald February 18, 2011

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) 

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

No Facebook 

A phrase you have to yell before you allow someone to take a picture of you, or tell them something that you don't want on facebook.
"Oh my god that's so funny, let me take a picture"

"fine... but No Facebook!"

OR

"I gotta tell you something really funny, but No Facebook!"
No Facebook by lacubsfan November 18, 2009

Numbers game on facebook

It's an opportunity to increase peoples already large ego's which = definition of a cunt!
Numbers game on facebook, example.... 23565 - I'm a player and I want to fuck you.