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Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.
That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.
by FaceBooger November 9, 2018
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Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
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Facebook

A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.
Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”

“Why yes Carol, I did!”
by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021
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Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up
Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."
by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021
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Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

Definition 1:

Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015
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Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.
After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.
by luedreamer November 29, 2025
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facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.
Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep
by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016
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