ass quest 

Obviously, a mission to score a sweet peice of ass.

Bradon, an my self went an out on an ass quest to see if we could find some hot female companions to spend the evening with.

ass quest by Studmaster T October 30, 2006

Ass Nostril 

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

Ass Nostril by strangehouse April 1, 2007

Ass Truck

Refers to jerks in trucks that think they own the road and drive like morons. Could be any vehicle from a pick-up to a semi.

"That guy just cut me off! Ass truck!"

Ass Truck by sunsetfunset December 6, 2007

Ass Fire 

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

Ass Fire by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

ass ninja 

A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.

"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."

ass ninja by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012

Ass Burger 

Similar to ass log but the only difference is it comes out in patties instead of log form.

You should see that Ass Burger that horse dropped on the street!

Ass Burger by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015