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Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

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Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

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Super Intese Minecraft Player

I’m a simp (super Intese Minecraft player)

by Fredceecee August 13, 2021

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Being a tier three sub to Alinity.

Damn bro, you see that guy defending Alinity? What a simp.

by PhillyBazz April 27, 2020

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A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.

Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.

by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021

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