When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

when your friend is crying about how her dog fly and grew wings and was never seen again i say bird WHICH MEANS BITCH IS ROTTEN DIRTY
by idk what to put ummmm July 8, 2023

by Zamari's #1 fan March 23, 2023

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

by JohnnyOnTheBeat April 17, 2022

by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023
