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suckenberg 

A Facebook user who sucks the life out of social media networking through narcissism by attempting to get everyone to like his or her post but never hitting the like button on someone else's post. These individuals are usually spotted at home Keeping Up with the Kardashians or shopping for affliction shirts on Amazon.
Tedd: Dude, has Jimbo ever liked one of your post? I'm just curios because I have never seen him like anyone's post, even his own Mother's post .

Stone: Yeah bro, that suckenberg passed away at the gym the other day. He did too many sets of selfies and his head exploded.
suckenberg by Spanky817 June 4, 2016

Suckem Dog

A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual

Pronounced : Saukem doeg
Question: Hey, can you help me with this?

Response: Suckem dog
Suckem Dog by GusGotWithATranny October 17, 2019
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Suckarita 

A sex act consisting of giving a blowjob to someone while they chug margaritas
Roger: Hey I think I gave that guy a suckarita last night.

Klaus: What the hell's a suckarita?
Roger: It's where I suck a guy off, he chugs margaritas, and… nope that's about it.
Suckarita by Dadder17 May 17, 2021

Mango Sucker 

A Mango Sucker is a very ignorant person who constantly ticks me off. It is also an insult that can end an arguement with confusion.
Bob: LOOK LOOK LOOK A LEAF! OH MY GOD A LEAF!
Sarah: Shut up! You Mango Sucker!
Bob: LO- wait what?

Cool-sucking 

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.
Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.
Cool-sucking by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.
guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Soul Suckin Fuck

A Toxic Individual Who Strives To Annihilate Every Ounce Of The Inner Being, (The Soul), The Self-Worth, Self-Respect & Self- Esteem Of Others For The Purpose Of Personal Interest Due To Having Caused Their Own Mere Existence To Be Such A M****er f***ing ShitShow!
How miserable are you with yourself to make me feel this worthless? You're such a Soul Suckin Fuck!