emo kids

Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.
Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.
by Wes July 27, 2004
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Trojan Emo

When a person at first sounds like a nice person, only to go on a rage-rant for no aparent reason, making you question your peopleskills.
I have known this guy for over a month, little did I know he was a trojan emo.
by Yamaraj May 01, 2011
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emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.
Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!
by Dr. nakanutzoff September 08, 2008
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emo boy

The emo boy is a pathetic, unoriginal attention seeker who hopes to get somewhere in love and life by jumping on the bandwagon of the lattest faddy scene. Often like bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy who can't play / sing / write a good song.

Could possibly be gay and just hasn't come out of the closet.
Emo boy: My life is shit *cries* even though it isn't really. *Cries* Its still shit!!! *cries* Give me attention!
by SonicYouth November 12, 2005
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Emo Princess

The kind of girl most men dream of meeting, she is charming, funny, sexy and smart in equal measure.

Sadly for most men she only has eyes for young emo boys, so she leaves a trail of broken hearts wherever she goes
I met a girl at the bar last night, she was totally an Emo Princess. I think i'm in Love.......
by Billybob24 April 20, 2011
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emo-lectual

A specific variety of intellectual; one whose intellectual pursuits (often the reading of modern philosophers) has left them cynical, overly serious, and had a negative impact on their ability to have fun and socialize.

Most emo-lectuals (believing that they "get life" better than others) openly look down on people that are less intelligent or not as well versed in their particular field of interest (ie a particular art-style or said modern philosopher), making it difficult even for other intellectuals to enjoy their company and vice versa.
Intellectual: "What's that you're reading?"
Emo-lectual: "The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, have you read it?"
Intellectual: "No I'm not familiar with it"
Emo-lectual rolls his eyes with a melodramatic sigh and goes back to reading his book, deliberately ignoring Intellectual.
by Danielle L'O March 02, 2008
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emo boy

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.
I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.
by Ninjaontheloose March 08, 2006
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