by realbrian September 12, 2019
Get the limp brainmug. Giving brain and head means that some is having Head and getting knowledge for example a teacher has sex with one student one day they give head next day knowledge.
Guy1: Have you heard of Brian he go brain and head with the oldest teacher
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
by zedukyt August 5, 2018
Get the Brain and Headmug. by MineOwedWu's May 9, 2021
Get the The Frazzy Brainmug. by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
Get the brain kidsmug. People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
Get the FiveM Brain PT 2mug. "yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
by yourmomsbdussy October 4, 2022
Get the Brain Spillmug. To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.
by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022
Get the Brain washedmug.