Dick Tits

Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.

dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!

Dick Tits by tien duong August 15, 2006

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Candy Dick

When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.

"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"

Candy Dick by DirtyXVegas January 30, 2009

dick off 

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

dick off by Jyash April 21, 2005

giggly-dick 

When one laughs so hard while urinating that they end up waving their dick around and pissing in/on everything but the toilet bowl

Guy1: Oh... you giggly-dick
Guy2: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, it's your bathroom after all

giggly-dick by LarryVR March 18, 2007

dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)

hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head

dick head by sleas January 3, 2009

Dickslicksia 

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

Dickslicksia by Sarge AC October 27, 2008