brain-dead gawker 

someone who gawks in your face--inappropriately, of course.

You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"

brain-dead gawker by ozmatic November 24, 2010

half dead fun 

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

half dead fun by lowsense December 8, 2017

socially dead

- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.

- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.

also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori

Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....

*1 month later*

Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.

Jin: hey

Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...

*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*

Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

socially dead by Mr Laiuo May 2, 2018

Revive Dead Memes Day 

December 21st every year is Revive Dead Memes Day, on this day, and only this day, you can post dead memes.

Person 1: Revive Dead Memes Day is tomorrow, what memes are you going to be posting?
Person 2: doge
Person 1: I’m gonna post troll face
Person 2: good

Revive Dead Memes Day by George08091 December 18, 2020

be dead forever simulator 

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

be dead forever simulator by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

Brain Dead 

Henry and Sharp on discord.. here is their discord Sharp#6900 and savage-pinecone#1174 they are utterly retarded

Henry and sharp are quite literally the most brain dead people ever.

Brain Dead by Certex is the best November 14, 2021

Fish for the Dead 

Fish for the Dead is used to describe something that smells really badly. It is abbreviated to F4TD. Most commonly used to insult someone without them realising you are.

When someones breath is too bad to even talk to them.

I.e. "WOW! Her breath...is disgusting! Extreme Fish For The Dead!"

Fish for the Dead by ThePogues September 4, 2006