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One of my classmates favorite treats.
A 15 year old eats fucking crayons as if it’s a delicacy
Garret at the crayons again
Crayon by Crayonboieater May 21, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket 

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

Crayon Crew 

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

Cray Cubed 

When shit’s super cray like three times over, one more than cray cray
Boy: you’re abnormal, you’re weird, you’re stupid, I love you, you won’t shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex

Girl: O-Cray

Cray-Cray 

Someone whom you love or hate ; based upon how cray-cray they really are. People who are cray-cray 91% of the time are also aware of their behavior.
I swear...I mean it when I tell you ; "you are cray-cray!"
Cray-Cray by Crystalmfingsettle October 10, 2019
Gay people
Look at the crayons
Crayon by Oopssike October 19, 2019