Bass Boner 

A common phenomena that occurs within the groin region of a male's body.

Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.

It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.

You thought that was a Bass Boner, imagine skrillex.

Bass Boner by Cowtoy August 15, 2012

blue boner 

When a guy has sex with a girl that has a blue waffle, his boner is now blue.

Damn, Joe had sex with jenni. She has a blue waffle, he nasty now with his blue boner.

blue boner by Shezaaa October 21, 2013

bubble boner 

an erect penis with the capability of blowing bubbles with one of those bottles of soap sold at the grocery store for little kids.

Wow, that bubble boner sure is an incredibly good bubble blower.

bubble boner by D.C. July 23, 2003

fuckin' boner 

fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"

boner that dan

"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"

fuckin' boner by DontBelong September 11, 2005

stoner boner 

SOMEONE HIGH WITH A HIGH CRAVING FOR FOOD

"MAN IM SO HIGH I NEED SOME FOOD WHAT'A TOTAL STONER BONER"

stoner boner by SNOOTCHIES March 20, 2010

pro-boner 

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.

"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"

pro-boner by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

Milk-Boner 

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

Milk-Boner by Zeeb Starn November 23, 2011