pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016

grab your sticks

When you ask your opponent in a local multiplayer video game to prepare for the next match. Initial reference of "sticks" is derived from the dual-stick Playstation and Xbox controllers.

You just got owned, son. Grab your sticks, and let's go another round.

by shabadoollama April 27, 2017

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014

to shit over a stick

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.

Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”

by 1BigEck October 7, 2022

Stick O' Butter

Refers to a women's vagina that is very good. Warm, wet, hot, makes a man's penis feel like a stick of butter melting.

John: How's Rebecca man?
Paul: She's kinda crazy bro, but she got that stick o' butter.

by FemurLover February 22, 2019

Hot shit on a stick

Variation of Hot shit that my grandfather picked up during WWII and subsequently used on me when I thought I was being cool.

“Boy you think you’re hot shit on a stick don’t you?”

by CB3187 May 24, 2018

busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017