mom sucks dick

It means to that your mom suck a friends or mans dick

"Your mom sucks dick all day long hard and fast

by The person who's cool March 28, 2017

ur mom gay

The most destructive verbal attack known to man. This can only be defected if you said "no u" which then the other must commit scooter ankle.

Tim: ur mom gay
Bob: (turns around with smirk on face) no u
Tim: *dies by scooter ankle

by Mac Aroni N'Cheese A.K.A. Jeff August 1, 2019

Part time mom

A person who puts half of their effort into any situation regarding a child, pet, plant, etc.

She was watching her favorite show when she realized her kid was peeing in a potted plant. She pulled a part time mom.

by PTMC May 8, 2020

Clapping coles mom

Cole I’m sorry but i fucked your mom

Bro I was so busy clapping coles mom last night

by Ifuckedtamra123 October 16, 2019

Ur Mom Malarchy

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......

Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse

by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

by Woman of the year March 12, 2014