Muffining 

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

Muffining by protijy July 2, 2018

Muffinboppin 

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

Muffinboppin by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018

Muffin™ 

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

Muffin™ by toastedtoast February 11, 2019

muffinious

A pissy little asshole that's so fat she looks like an upside down muffin. Best friend is a hoe. She wants threesomes but is to big to be able to join in on the fun.

Bruh look at that muffinious and her bestie thot.

muffinious by Ashmit...! May 23, 2019

muffinious

A fat shit who goes and sucks balls all day, Name is because she looks like an upside down muffin. She is a bj master though, and can give a good lefty cappuccino.

yo look at that shitty muffinious over there

muffinious by Ashmittttttt May 29, 2019

Muffining 

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

Muffining by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

muffins 

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

muffins by anonymous April 10, 2021