Facebook Creaper

A Facebook Creaper is Someone who sends too many app requests and group requests.
A Facebook Creaper will friend everyone in their school, and talk to them as if they were long time friends.
Now, Facebook creaping doesn't just stop on the internet.
It can also be found in the real world.
A Facebook Creaper is someone who who takes pictures of people and tags random body parts of you. Or, they tag you in a picture, that your not supposed to be in!

You have 10 new app requests..
Bob has invited you to Jetman
Bob had invited you to Superwall..

You: What a Facebook Creaper

by Classyxo December 16, 2007

Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about

Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!

by MC ShadowOfDeath November 15, 2007

facebookkake

1. the inevitable result of excessive facebook 'poking'

2. an overabundance of comments attatched to any single

facebook post

Sara found that after she posted a pic of herself in a bikini on facebook, the comments covered her timeline like so much facebookkake.

by nitemareseraph July 3, 2012

[facebook] [advice]

Advice given on facebook, often responding to a question posted as a status.

Jessica asked if you can become pregnant during your period on facebook." "Her facebook advice was way off so now she's prego.

by Bill Owens August 7, 2011

facebooked

when during the act of oral sex the receiving parter flips around and farts in the giving partner's face

I heard you facebooked Jill after the prom.

by doogiehowzit July 3, 2009

facebook envy

- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.

Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>

by theHated January 9, 2010

Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.

That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"

by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009